April 21st, 2012

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The latest in underage model shenanigans: Jaycee Chan (look what you've started Jay Chou)



Little Emperor Jaycee Chan (房祖名) has been busy pleading with the media not to tell on him, after his latest misalliance — with a 17-year-old girl from Paraguay known only as Nesha.

The untalented 29-year-old who has done nothing but trade on his famous father Jackie Chan‘s (成龙) celebrity was clubbing the night away in Taipei to 4am, when he left with the soft porn model.

After spending 10 hours alone with her at his house and presumably introducing his little dragon, Nesha left and Jaycee was later confronted by media about his nocturnal mission.

He basically told them, “Please don’t tell my mom!”

I guess he’s afraid of losing his inheritance, though dad Jackie says he’s giving it all away to charity when he pops his mortal clogs.

The same as other second-generation rich (富二代) Chinese kids, as soon as Jaycee’s caught with his trousers down he appeals to his parents for help.

Or in this case, for the media not to tell because of his parents.

What a saddo!

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This is cracking me up, Idc lol